Yeah, Im with Vision. Awesome! Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. And horny. Thor brings a keg a fucking wooden keg, ladies and gentlemen to the floor, and cracks open the lid. Really no time in actual canon, but events through Ragnarok will be mentioned. Plus, you'd probably unconsciously stab me to death or something., A warm huff of breath against his neck. Morning.. Dad questions and I flush. What? Bruce looks contemplative. 'solutely., Her mouth curls. Ask Pepper. Okay? Everyone get their drinks ready! There's some bustling as Tony gets various snacks, unceremoniously throwing small packets of Cheetos, popcorn, M&M's and Skittles down onto the floor. So you have all except for Natasha, of course Steve trails off and looks at the rest of the team. Actually fist-bump. "You've has a girlfriend? I don't know which one you want.. We had to steal, Wanda shrugged, seemingly uncaring. Seriously Tony? Shut up, this is the last one. Then you get to be the one to tell everyone why we're not fucking each other.. Bruce leaves his glass on the floor huh, looks like Tony was the exception to a rule, then and then everyone's looking at Cap. #peterparker He'd been grazed when getting out too, but it's nothing big; just nicked in the shoulder by a stray bullet. Of course. Steve's smile turns rueful, and Clint's a little proud that the Cap is slowly learning that sarcasm is the best way to deal with Tony Stark. Why wouldn't you?, I don't know, Clint says and leans forward until their foreheads touch. Clint actually has respect for that manipulation strategy although that doesn't mean he approves of it being used on him. Which is, Clint muses, exactly what he is. Better known as MJ. Earlier in the day they fought against enchanted trees and not just one but two mad scientists, which explained why they were so exhausted and in need of a good game to play. Get ready for my revenge- because its coming, Tony muttered in his drink. Natasha's mouth quirks upwards in what, on a lesser person's face, would constitute as a fond smile. You make a country-boy blush.. Most of the bottle's gone by now, so yeah, he's gonna have a shit day tomorrow. It's Stark.. Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. And that's how I started my journey to become to almighty me!" I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. It's my bed. Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. Maya Romanoff was trained to be a killer, so she feels she doesn't deserve love. Michelle answered for him. They fell into bed and fell out of it again. #wakanda I have not encountered it before., Well, that's my new nickname for you, Tony says with a wide grin. No offense, Widow, but you scare the shit out of me.. None taken, she says, and Clint can practically feel her preening. Aye, a quest! he says and bangs his jug against the floor, and Clint is once again glad they stopped giving him glass mugs. Clint remembers reading Tony's file, and how much of it had culminated in Howard Stark and Tony's father issues. #natasharomanoff Pepper would tell you to run in the other direction and the thing is, the thing is, Barton Clint that I don't want you to. He blinks owlishly at Clint and sways a little. MJ I'm gonna be down in the workshop for a while. But, one day, Nurse Warner went missing and was never found. Tell your friends about this story - short address https://tthf.me/Xlw4. You have reached the end of "Never Have I Ever". Clint can't help but laugh. The top of the rod was bent so I had to wait for it to break before I got out. Which is pretty often. Yeah, well, I didn't listen back then either, did I? Clint points out. He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. Ten years later, after Ben has grown up and gotten an acceptance letter to Columbia University, he brings him back again. Fuck, Tony says and stares at the wall. #starktower Ned just skidded over to peter, even though he sat next to him, and before Peter could react to small headache that was his spider-sense, pulled up his sleeve. The Defenders (Netflix Marvel Universe) Never Have I Ever - Princess_Aleera - The Avengers (Marvel Movies It's a strangely chaste kiss, for all the verbal bravado, and Clint leans into it. Thor nods, as if pleased with this approval, and empties his jug before refilling it. Tony Stark/ Iron Man. Got a hangover, Clint says, but he pushes into it when the hand moves to trail up and down his thigh, slowly, languidly. Shit. Tony, Peter, Natasha, Clint, and Bucky all drank. A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. "Eh, you were in Florida," I say brushing it off. Uncle Bucky questions. Stupid Sally. Come oooon, he says now, and waggles his eyebrows in a seductive way that is about as sexy as the thought of Fury wearing a banana hammock. Never Have I Ever - viviegirl05 - Archive of Our Own I think I'll join you, doctor, Steve says, before stuttering out not I mean, not in that-, Capsicle, pumpkin, you're good, Tony drawls. Like a puppy who's peed on the carpet and hasn't been chewed out by its owner yet, but knows what's coming. Wade had taught him beforehand how to shoot and it was just so easy for him, like second nature "No big deal.". You didn't tell me this!" "I'll go next because mine was just stupid". Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. Clint's half tempted to preposition Thor in some fucked up kind of revenge, but he realizes that if he does that, 1) his life will be a Lifetime movie, 2) he'll probably lose another friend, and 3) this time, Nat will definitely kick his ass. I'm pretty sure I would've remembered that.. Really, Barton? Natasha mutters and drinks with him. Oh thats bor- seriously Cap? Run, he clarifies, forehead creasing. Clint arches an eyebrow, but drinks; just like Natasha does, obviously. Are you trying to get a full set or something? Clint asks, because it's pretty obvious that Thor and Bruce haven't tangoed, and he knows Natasha hasn't slept with any of them aside from Clint, of course, but that's years ago now. Y'know, you're makin' it really hard for me not to come on to you right now, Tony says, but he's not touching Clint, so it's all cool. He manages to wrangle Tony out of his clothes without much interruption, only a quiet Make-up sex? that Clint doesn't even bother to address. It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! (but they still needed to stay at an hotel) and since Mr. Harrington was probably in his room calling his wife, they could do what they wanted. And the best. "When have you ever driven? Clint was next "Never have I ever, uhh, kissed a dude? Uncle Steve mocks himself and we all laugh. Then he wonders if Bruce can have sex at all without the Big Guy showing up. Peter staired Stark directly in the eyes, slowly raising his glass and finished his drink, keeping a blank the entire time. Plus, you know, Clint has done a lot of stuff. He rolls his bottle slowly between his fingers. Am I correct in that deduction? Vision asked. Tony makes a disgruntled noise against Clint's ribcage. But why the hell're you in my room, man? Now that the adrenaline's not as potent, his mind starts to alcohol-muddle again. I have the besht ideas ever, Tony says with a blissful sigh. This is all my idea. Steve flinches and opens his mouth to presumably apologize or some bullshit, but Clint's already on his feet and stumbling over (whoa, yeah, this whiskey's kicking nicely) before half-falling onto the Captain. "Nope, nuh uh, nothing." Would he say yes or no? Just like she knew they were still dating. "That's for me to know and you to want to know," Ava says and I roll my eyes. Clint hears someone enter the room, and is awake before said person has the time to get over to the bed. Thor, Steve and Bruce are already in, Tony adds in a sing-song voice. What me and Bruce have is a special, special thing.. It's the new year's party and everyone seemed to be here. I travel because I'm awesome, Tony says. I remember!. These kids are amazing! What? You felt someone grab your hand gently. Steve said. "I think that's a good idea," I say before leaning over onto dad and passing out. Enjoy! Everyone is drunk (Except for Peter and MJ) There are ships? Thor says and looks around, dropping his mug. Yup, Clint says and squeezes Steve harder. I am. Then he looks contemplative. So we going for it, then? Clint asks, feeling way too hopeful. I'm not a thirteen year old girl, Stark, Clint says, his voice level. Haaah, he says into her shoulder, curled up close to her side, with an arm resting on her waist. A hand settles on Clint's hip, but doesn't move further. Ow. But pain leads to power, or so people say, and Agent Sola certainly is powerful. Clint's nightmares come back, although they never really left, it was just a lot easier to forget about them with a warm body close by. I never needed to know this much about my proteges sex life. That is until she meets Peter Parker. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony (No Ratings Yet) . That in itself wouldn't be such a huge deal, because ideas are ideas and can be contained as long as they stay that way. I should never have agreed to play never have I even, especially with my 'family'. In past attempts of the game (most notably in SHIELD), someone eventually jokes about something like plucking out eyeballs with their fingers, and Clint and Natasha will both take a drink being the only ones to do so and the joy's kind of gone once everyone is disgusted by them. This is her journey through the Marvel Universe through the decades. No chickening out, Barton, Tony says as he flops down between Clint and Thor. We're never gonna get started, are we? He lets himself fall back against the fluffy pillows and feels Natasha poke a finger into his side. Clint doesn't know what he's checking for, but he kisses back all the same. So, even though he wanted to make some moves on her, he refrained from going near her and focused on his stuff. How on Earth did you manage that? Natasha says, arms folded against her chest, exuding disapproval of the situation but also a hint of intrigued curiosity that only Clint would be able to pick up on. I'm a weak, weak man., Clint smiles, but it feels odd on his face, and the last two months suddenly spin through his head to add an uncomfortable amount of evidence. kind of way. What could possibly go wrong, right?. Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. I was sleeping. Now he had had three shots, like the rest of the team. Natasha doesn't say 'I told you so' and he appreciates it, truly does, especially since she's well entitled to because fuck. 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Clint closes his eyes and lets his head fall back against the wall. Maybe it was because she somehow sensed he was the only one not even slightly drunk. Of course Spider-Man is a klutz, Sam rolled his eyes good-naturedly. "You know what this line of work is like dad, and it was only one time," I say and the rest of the team nods as we did it together and then sworn not. Peter Parker One Shots - Never Have I Ever - Wattpad 'ch is weird, 'cause it's not us'lly with hever nave I haver. He frowns. Honestly of all the IronDad stories, this one is by far the best written, and quite possibly has the best finale I've seen in fanfiction ever. But she now was at a new school, with new friends and even a boyfriend. So does Steve, to their slight surprise. This way, Clint can make sure that it's not hot enough to scald Tony's throat and tongue. Come on, that one was obvious, Clint complained. It's early enough in the morning that he can do that without a retaliatory punch. Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Disclaimer: the MCU and its characters are not mine. I read about him in your file; you two seemed close.. 5 Times The Avengers Broke the Internet and the 1 Time Stony Won The Bet, 2 Times Peter Was Almost Killed and 1 Time Peter and Clint Had 1 Thing In Common, 10 Times An Avenger Picked Him Up From School + 1 Time Tony Did. People are allowed to go without underwear if they want, Rhodey scolded mildly. It was, Steve says softly. You'll get to know only if you read 'em. Because it's better than watching you run. He sighs. It means the chances that I'll ever get in bed with you are depressingly low. He takes a sulking swig of his bottle, and Steve looks adorably confused. Stopping now., Clint doesn't know if Tony means that he'll stop talking or stop running, but the guy trails off, so Clint gets a part-answer. Despite his reputation he has a filthy mouth. Cindy stupidly pointed out that he had 'Muscles! Because because the strings! Never have I ever battled motherfucking aliens.. Michelle wasn't drinking, she gave a solid excuse of "There has to be someone responsible, and since I am Team Captain now, I will take it.". I don't have a lot of previous experience, Stark, but no. So he sulks a little, maybe, when he's alone in his bed. He was never robbed, but the other he had dealt his fair share with them, just never as the victim. Well, fuck, Tony says, and sounds a little strangled. Holy shit that was a amazhang thing to come back to, I can't thank you lot enough. See, that's not playing fair, Barton. It's not about what I think, Tony, Clint says. yes let's do THAT" respectively. Seriously. Tony said. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. I don't know, I've hung out with Nat too much.". ", No one complained, if they said she couldn't pass then they'd be there all year. She waved at them. Write by: . It would be strange if he wasn't, considering how many people the playboy's slept with in the last ten years alone. , The spider bite enhanced everything- strength, metabolism, healing, sex drive.. Devi woke up abruptly, after a sharp pain shot up her back, as her baby girl kicked her twice hard in the back. He won't be bothered by it. Who made you talk? Clint asks, because Tony is drunk all the time and he's never awkwardly confessed his feelings or anything before, which Clint will get right on having conflicted thoughts about that in a second, he just needs to finish up here first. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "Never have I ever," Tony says with a wolfish grin, "battled motherfucking aliens.". We're starting. You're an Asgardian. Absolutely, Tony says and leans heavily against the wall across from Clint. Im not judging your choice in venue.. Then Peter took a shot. Bucky wolf whistled. I have no Asgardian blanket, Thor says, and it's half a question and half just a resigned Thor who's long ago realized that along with Steve, he'll never be able to understand more than half of the stuff Tony says. "Peter! He's not good with relationships. I m'n yes. "Hold up, got something you want to share Parker?" To Peter's utter horror, Michelle agreed with a grin, and soon the other members were completely for it, saying "Yaaas!" Are you, like are you?. I steal Ned and Tonys clothes. You mentioned that.. 196 guests Nat and Wanda took drinks. JARVIS won't be there to pick you up if you start choking on your own vomit.. So why does she keep freezing up when he touches her? Say Yes to the Dress is on in the background and he follows it with one eye. I was dirt poor in the great depression. My name is Makayla Ross and this is my story. It's not about lying, Bruce explains. Tough mission? Tony says and glances at the bandage covering Clint's shoulder. Please stop talking, Natasha says into her coffee cup. Ask anyone. How will she react? They were all gathered in the communal room to relax. Peter, how did you even manage that?" Annnnnd he chews and looks thoughtful, even though they all know it's a bluff. 332 guests You have my permission to 'cuddle' me whenever you so please, Captain.. I knew there's no way your spangly ass hadn't gotten some action. Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. Course it is. 374 guests Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. Happy New Year Paxton, she whispered.Happy New Year Devi, he murmured back before drawing her in again. Ok, never have I ever dined and dashed, Peter decided to start out with a relatively tame non-confession. Then: Wait so what about when you're not drunk anymore?. Clint, are you in fact five? Tony says, but he looks impressed. What if she got kidnapped, a few months before Harry was born and the Potters got attacked on the faithful Halloween night? Because I do. All stories posted remain the property of their respective authors; The title says it all, just a few random field trip one-shots made by yours truly. And you wonder why people ship you two?. And why can't he stop looking at Devi. When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. Hmmm, Tony says and pins Bruce with his science-stare. This is darker/dirtier than I've written Bucky before, so strap in, y'all. "Never have I ever," Tony was determined to think of something so outrageous that Peter couldn't of possibly done "Killed someone on purpose." Then again, Tony is equipped with a curiosity almost as big as his ego, and although people like Thor love boasting about their life and their past battles, Clint knows it's killing Tony to know so little about Natasha and Clint's pasts. "Nope, he's straight and started dating Cassidy from maths. He glances over at Tony, who's cheering and talking about the Chitauri invasion with Thor, and notices that the billionaire keeps glancing over at the two quietest men in the room to make sure they're having a good time. Though, he admitted in his mind, he had been beaten up in and outside of plenty before the serum. It's not unheard of or even uncommon it means you're not sexually attracted to anyone., But I was, Steve says, sounding a bit numb. And how you've managed to get him onto your side in nearly every single dispute since., Tony tries to look hurt, although he's doing a shit job at it, one hand dramatically resting against his chest in a who, me? Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle and Peter are both obnoxious to their Feelings. I'm in a tzatziki mood. All of this comes out on one, long breath, and halfway through, Tony pulls out one of his tablets and starts plotting in a search for nearby Greek restaurants. Could he do something about the fact that he had a bunk bed? All donations are used to provide the service; no profits are made by the site owners, Abe was next. Well, there you go. Tony's fingers trace a scar on Clint's lower back; stray bullet, Prague. It's important to establish routines. He nods faux-seriously. The only comfort Abby finds is watching her favorite Lilly needed a job. Yeah, okay, no. Yeah, no real surprise there, Clint sounded almost disappointed. That's a thing becoming more and more frequent, actually; the kissing. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. Story time., It's not a big deal, Clint says, overly casual, and does a one-shouldered shrug. That's you stealer, Tony says and looks wounded. Wha- Clint? Steve squeaks, like he thinks Clint will assault him or something. But apparently, now is the moment to talk. It's fucking beautiful. No! "Well, I was trying to make it so Uncle Steve and Uncle Bucky could get drunk or like it and I needed to test it out on someone with a super metabolism so I used myself. Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. "You doing that face is only proving the fact you're a child even more," Tony rolled his eyes, smirking, and helped Natasha carry the rest of the drinks to the coffee table, which the rest of the team was sitting around (those who were still there, that is).